Artie Lange Tweets About Is Demented Fantasy With ESPN First Take's Cari Champion

Today, Artie Lange Movies,TV,Etc) Tweets About Is Demented Fantasy With ESPN First Take's Cari Champion, this guy is crazy!Read After the jump..........

The chick on ESPNs First Take is so fuckin hot!
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014

Trying to maintain erection and jerkoff to chick on First Take but they keep cutting back to Stephen A Smith and the white guy. Frustrating!
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014

I want the Chick on First Take to laugh at my white dick!
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014

Here's the scenario I'm using to jerkoff to chick on First Take I'm T. Jefferson & she's my slave. She beats the shit out of me & runs free
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014

Then I cum and she's free! The Happiest ending ever!
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014

Then as reparations I make Skip Baylis my slave!
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014